Your honor, I object

Everyone likes a sportscar it appears as Portia won the race. I was secretly hoping that Catherine Bell would win (my choice) but she finished in a virtual dead heat and may have won had we left the poll running another day. If anyone hasn’t seen her, check out JAG on the Tiffany network. She is quite babealicious and sometimes they even find an excuse to get her out of that Marine gear. Also check out Scoop’s encyclopedia for some great vidcaps of her. If you’re not a member, join. It will be the some of the best money you ever spend, guaranteed. Scoop didn’t prompt this endorsement and doesn’t even know I am doing it. Anyway, enough advertising for the Uncle.

This poll was a little on point for me as I am currently in law school. I know just what the world needs, another freaking lawyer. Anyway, I hope that the women in the law world look like the women in this poll but I somehow doubt that will be the case.

I was surprised at the lack of support for Kathleen Quinlan. Still quite a looker in my opinion. Courtney-Thorne Smith finished behind Lara Flynn Boyle which also surprised me. Maybe Jack Nicholson bought a lot of votes or something. Anyone else think that Jack, when preparing to make the beast with two backs, yells "Heeere’s Johnny"? Scary thought. Scarier than anything in Kubrick’s worst movie anyway.

Rocky wrote in to inform me of the omission of Jill Hennessy from Law and Order of old. I was going to say that she was no longer on the show so she couldn’t be in there. But he sent a picture of her and then I thought maybe I should have grandfathered her into the poll. She makes you want to have a private meeting with counsel in chambers.

Another omission was Lisa Nicole Carson. I am not a fan of Ally "needs to eat a Big Mac"Beal but for some reason I thought that Carson was just Ally’s roommate and not a lawyer. An apology to anyone who wished she had been on the list.

The next poll should be fun as it is the best sex scene in a mainstream movie. I think Scoop may post some vidcaps of the winner or maybe the top five. This one is highly subjective as people will invariably have different opinions of what is hot. Vote for your favorite of the ones listed. Thanks for all the responses and suggestions. I could not include every scene submitted but I tried to get a good mix. Lesbian, S & M (that Madonna flick), and just general coitus.

I do have a final request. Email me at lawdogusc@hotmail.com and let me know which polls you are most interested in from the following themes: Baseball, music, more women themed, historical, or entertainment (comedy, film, tv, etc.). They will all eventually be included but I just want to get a sense of where the tastes run.

total=619

  1. Portia DeRossi (Ally McBeal)=119
  2. Catherine Bell (JAG)=118
  3. Lara Flynn Boyle (The Practice)=90
  4. Angie Harmon (Law and Order)=84
  5. Courtney Thorne-Smith (Ally McBeal)=61
  6. Lucy Liu (Ally McBeal)=49
  7. Calista Flockhart (Ally McBeal)=33
  8. Julie Warner (Family Law)=29
  9. (t)Kelli Williams (The Practice)=27
  10. (t)Amy Brenneman (Judging Amy) (Judge, but come on)=27
  11. Kathleen Quinlan (Family Law)=10
  12. Lisa Gay Hamilton (The Practice)=2