The date most likely to impress your friends.
It’s a glam-photo finish
It seems that Fun House voters had a little more difficulty deciding this one. Denise Richards was a bit of a surprise victor edging Ashley Judd by a cup size (5 votes = 1 cup size). (Lawdog’s comment: I think Denise has Ashley by more than a cup with a little help from her friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon. How about it pollsters?)
A few points of interest. Jenny McCarthy's popularity with guys has dropped as quickly as her career. She probably would have won this poll two years ago, but now she manages just 5 votes. (Lawdog: Good point. Joseph McCarthy seems to be more popular than Jenny these days.)
Naomi was shamed off the poll with a shutout. I guess guys want someone who can at least say dumb things to their friends. I don't know that I've ever heard a peep from her. (Lawdog: I was a little surprised that she didn’t get a few votes considering her recent appearance in Uncle Heffy’s Playmag.)
Only five of you fellas are sick enough to want to go where Marilyn Manson has been. This stresses a valid point. No matter how hot a woman is (and Rose McGowan certainly is) once she has been soiled by a disgusting enough dude, guys just don't want to be there. (Lawdog: Note to Marilyn Manson: all Satanic curses and occult related horrors should be aimed at The Gist exclusively. I would never say something like that about such a fine, decent, hardworking young man.)(Scoop: if "man" is indeed the correct noun to be used here.)
Carrie Fisher was the only other "date" who failed to pull 1 % of the vote. Lawdog, however, rated this as a success. He was pleased to see that six other guys join him and Ross Gellar in their affinity for the Princess. (Lawdog: Come on, everyone knows Ross would have voted for the braless Jennifer Aniston.)
An odd grouping with 11 votes each were B-movie actresses Severance, Anderson, and Strain. I know that Anderson doesn't exactly do B-movies, but let's face it, if ever there were a B-television series, then Baywatch and V.I.P. qualify. (Lawdog: Has anyone else noticed that most of the women in "B" movies have anything but B-cups? Also, this may be the last day for Gist’s involvement as Scoop may exile him for Severance blasphemy.)
Notable omissions: Thanks for the emails pointing out some valid omissions. Our apologies for leaving Jennifer Connelly off the list. I'm sure she would have garnered much attention. Another reader suggestion, Salma Hayek, would also have been an excellent choice. Our apologies to these ladies and anyone who would have voted for them. (Lawdog: Yes, thanks to everyone who wrote in giving other choices and poll suggestions. Keep ’em coming to lawdogusc@hotmail.com and we will try to oblige. I can’t believe we left out Connelly. If we ever have a best breasts poll and she doesn’t finish near the top, then I quit. Can you imagine walking into a club with Connelly when she’s wearing a low-cut outfit? Sheesh, I have to go now, as I am losing motor skills just thinking about it.)
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