Laetitia est chaud? Mais oui!
I thought about writing this entire article in French, but
then I realized I don't really remember that much of it so the
article would probably end up sounding as though a child wrote it.
I know, I know, when I write in English they sound like that too.
I got an email recently suggesting we do a poll for "Actress
you would most like to bed." Doesn't this one qualify for
that title? Or maybe that poll would include ladies who, while
not all that "hot," would doubtless be febaulous in the
sack. Can't really think of an obvious choice at this point, but
if you guys would like to see that poll, let me know.
- Ah...Laetitia. The name drips from one's lips. Didn't I
read where the French government resolved that she would
be the symbol of the French woman? What does that mean
exactly? All French women look like her? I know that's
not true. If it were, you would see cartoon smoke clouds
as I ran to France. That's right. If all French ladies
looked like Casta, I would pull a Jesus across the
Atlantic.
- Connelly was my choice. I'm a boob guy. I think a lot of
you know that already. And she has the best. Ever.
Laetitia is no slouch, but Jenn is cup and cleavage above
everyone. She definitely needs to let those puppies out
again before gravity takes its evil toll.
- JLH seems to have fallen out of favor in the Fun House.
There for a while, not a day passed when there wasn't a
pic of her on the page. Well, her third place finish
obviously destroys the adage "out of sight, out of
mind" because I haven't seen her in a while, but
thirty of you haven't forgotten her.
- I think the Gist logged on to twenty-seven different
computers and voted for Mrs. Cruise. Because she is nasty
and really doesn't belong among the rest of the nominees.
Just kidding Gist. Hope you didn't have an aneurysm
before you read that I was just kidding.
- Heather is still in my top five babe list, but she used
to be number one. Her atrocious acting has knocked her
down the list some, but even that doesn't knock her out
completely. Just watch her movies with the sound off and
try not to look at her face when she is trying to emote.
By the way, an attorney I worked with this summer
strongly believes that Ms. Graham has had some help from
her friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon. He offers as
proof her transformation from "Boogie Nights"
to "Austin Powers." I contend that it's a
Wonderbra, but he believes some saline may be invovlved.
Who's right? I know there are a lot of experts out there,
so let me know.
- I was surprised that a few ladies didn't contend for the
title. Alyssa Milano, for example. Have you seen those
phone commercials she has been doing lately? Good God!
She is, in the words of Jim Carrey...s-s-s-smokin!!!!
Also I expected Jaime Pressley to be a little closer to
the top. She has the best ass ever and she is pretty good
everywhere else. Was it the Springer movie? Finally,
Kournikova is the flavor of the month. I expected her to
finish a bit higher as well. I guess she can't win a
tournament or a poll.
We are going to try the message board thing again. It was
completely my screw up last time, but Tuna and Tuna Jr. took the
time to do it for me, so I will try not to let my incompetence
defeat their work. Click the link below to talk back about this
poll.
http://www.cupcakes.net/lawdog/wwwboard/wwwboard.html
Comments and suggestions to lawdogusc@hotmail.com.
Poll
Topic: Hottest Babe - All Around
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| Laetitia
Casta |
 11.8% - (59 Votes) |
| Jennifer
Connelly |
11% - (55 Votes) |
| Jennifer
Love Hewitt |
6% - (30 Votes) |
| Nicole
Kidman |
5.4% - (27 Votes) |
| Heather
Graham |
5.2% - (26 Votes) |
| Natalie
Portman |
4.6% - (23 Votes) |
| Alyssa
Milano |
4.2% - (21 Votes) |
| Salma
Hayek |
3.8% - (19 Votes) |
| Sophie
Marceau |
3.6% - (18 Votes) |
| Anna
Kournikova |
3.4% - (17 Votes) |
| Michelle
Pfeiffer |
3.2% - (16 Votes) |
| Kari
Wuhrer |
3.2% - (16 Votes) |
| Catherine
Zeta-Jones |
2.8% - (14 Votes) |
| Winona
Ryder |
2.8% - (14 Votes) |
| Denise
Richards |
2.8% - (14 Votes) |
| Phoebe
Cates |
2.8% - (14 Votes) |
| Jaime
Pressley |
2.6% - (13 Votes) |
| Elle
MacPherson |
2.6% - (13 Votes) |
| Sarah
Michelle Gellar |
2.2% - (11 Votes) |
| Mimi
Rogers |
2.2% - (11 Votes) |
| Rebecca
Romjin-Stamos |
2% - (10 Votes) |
| Kathy
Ireland |
1.4% - (7 Votes) |
| Nikki
Cox |
1.4% - (7 Votes) |
| Christina
Ricci |
1.4% - (7 Votes) |
| Jamie
Lee Curtis |
1.4% - (7 Votes) |
| Reese
Witherspoon |
1% - (5 Votes) |
| Stephanie
Seymour |
1% - (5 Votes) |
| Rosanna
Arquette |
0.8% - (4 Votes) |
| Holly
Hunter |
0.8% - (4 Votes) |
| Katie
Holmes |
0.6% - (3 Votes) |
| Bridget
Fonda |
0.6% - (3 Votes) |
| Joan
Severance |
0.6% - (3 Votes) |
| Naomi
Campbell |
0.4% - (2 Votes) |
| Angie
Everhart |
0.2% - (1 Votes) |
Total Votes: 499
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