Casting the tiebreaking vote, Vice President Scoopy...

When I thought about this poll, I decided to put the good Uncle in there at the last minute. I couldn't believe I hadn't thought of it sooner. I then thought that I should put Scoopy in every poll as a nomination, regardless of the subject. Best Breasts, Best Outfielder, whatever. But then I thought he would probably win whatever the poll was. Because that's who he is, the true Renaissance Man. Our Uncle, best breasts in Hollywood, although I am not sure which cup size he would fall under.

Scoop would be a good VP. Hell, like he said, any of us would. You always have to be on your toes though, because at any given moment, you could be sitting in the big chair. That would be frightening and exciting at the same time. I mean, being President would definitely have its perks, but you think YOU have stress in your job...whew.

Some of the nominees came with clever reasons for their inclusion. C. Montgomery Burns with Bush is obvious. He may be the only man who could make Bush look compassionate by comparison.

Cosmo Kramer was an inclusion in honor of Gerald Ford. Can't you just see Kramer sitting behind the President at the State of the Union Address? Holy shit! He would be doing those Kramer faces or falling asleep or talking to the Speaker of the House. That would be great. Plus he would always be going into the kitchen at the White House and stealing food.

I am not really sure why Shatner is in here. I just thought it was a funny nomination. If Kirk were the Vice President though, would he let the Chief be the chief? Doubtful. He would pull some kind of coup and get the big chair for himself. And he would pass some legislation making it a requirement that all men must find some reason to take off their shirt once per hour and the women dye themselves green.

Steven Wright was included because he could make Gore look exciting by comparison. 'Nuff said.

Heston is obviously Mr. NRA, Flynt and Prince go together with Gore for Tipper purposes. In case you don't remember, back in the mid-80's, she headed the PMRC and the song that she made public enemy number one was "Darling Nikki" by Prince because it said "I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine." Are you kidding? Now rap groups have lyrics that would make a sailor say "Do you mind?"

Mr. T could get some education legislation through. "I pity the fool that don't go to school cause you won't be cool if you don't follow my rule." If you think that was lame, he may have come up with something worse!

Jeri Ryan just because she is hotter than a damn warp drive and she is with Bush for obvious reasons.

This poll was fun and a little out of the ordinary. The new poll is "Line in a movie you wish you had said." I thought I would get a lot more response on this one but no go. Thanks to all who sent in suggestions though.

Poll Topic: Best Running Mate for Gore or Bush
Uncle Scoopy (Gore or Bush)	12.4% - (51 Votes)
C. Montgomery Burns (Bush)	11.7% - (48 Votes)
Cosmo Kramer (Gore or Bush)	9.5% - (39 Votes)
William Shatner (Gore or Bush)	9.5% - (39 Votes)
Steven Wright (Gore)	9.2% - (38 Votes)
Charlton Heston (Bush)	7.3% - (30 Votes)
Larry Flynt (Gore)	5.8% - (24 Votes)
Monica Lewinsky (Gore)	5.3% - (22 Votes)
Mr. T (Gore or Bush)	4.6% - (19 Votes)
Jeri Ryan (Bush)	4.3% - (18 Votes)
Dan Quayle (Bush)	3.6% - (15 Votes)
Marilyn Chambers (Gore)	3.1% - (13 Votes)
Charles Manson (Bush)	2.6% - (11 Votes)
Don Knotts (Gore)	2.6% - (11 Votes)
Tommy Lee Jones (Gore)	2.1% - (9 Votes)
The Tasmanian Devil (Gore)	1.9% - (8 Votes)
Prince (Gore)	1.7% - (7 Votes)
Kenneth Starr (Bush)	1.7% - (7 Votes)
Leonardo DiCaprio (Gore or Bush)	0.2% - (1 Votes)
Total Votes: 410