In your face, Casta!

Comment dit-on "hottie" en francais? I have a feeling the literal translation may be Laetitia. I had never heard of her before I became a Fun House visitor and at that time, I never even looked at the pictures of people whose name I didn't recognize. Scoop couldn't say enough about her though so I decided I should click her link, as it were. Yowza! It was worth the wait. I think I remember reading something that France had decided to make Casta the official "woman of France" or something. Well it may be that Casta ia a rocket scientist but I sort of doubt it. It is more likely that she got the honor based on her other assets.

Every lady in the poll has an argument to be the number one visage, but I think Casta won because she has the whole package to go along with the face. She is almost perfect. Not too skinny, great rack, perfect skin, lustrous hair, and the face of an angel. Okay that's almost enough to make me want to move to France. Almost. If they didn't despise Americans, I would consider it. But they hate us, so I better just stick around here and be content with Angelina Jolie.

I personally voted for Ashley Judd. I saw her many years ago in Parade magazine and they had this picture of her face (she was doing one of those interviews in the back I think). I remember thinking "Good God! Who in the hell is that?" She was just unbeliavably beautiful. She still is. I read that in "Double Jeopardy" the director was bitching at the crew because Judd was too "Beautiful" to be in prison. He told them to take off some of her makeup. They said "We wish we could, but she's not wearing any." That's pretty.

I wanted to vote for Christina Ricci but I couldn't take her over Ashley just on face alone. She has the big eyes and the long neck for which I am a sucker but Ashley just beats everyone with one cheekbone tied behind her back.

So I know you are all here to see the pics so here they are. The Fun House is usually known for other body parts, but I think these pics represent these ladies' countenances fairly well. By the way, this poll set a record for votes. I guess you guys like girls who give good face, as Lady Madonna would say.

Poll Topic: Prettiest Face - Actress/Supermodel/Singer
Laetitia Casta	14.1% - (192 Votes)
Christina Ricci	10.7% - (146 Votes)
Natalie Portman	7.7% - (106 Votes)
Catherine Zeta-Jones	7.1% - (97 Votes)
Phoebe Cates	4.9% - (67 Votes)
Sophie Marceau	4.8% - (66 Votes)
Halle Berry	3.8% - (53 Votes)
Michelle Pfeiffer	3.7% - (51 Votes)
Ashley Judd	3.5% - (48 Votes)
Alyssa Milano	3.3% - (46 Votes)
Katie Holmes	3.3% - (46 Votes)
Jennifer Love Hewitt	2.8% - (39 Votes)
Winona Ryder	2.7% - (38 Votes)
Sarah Michelle Gellar	2.7% - (37 Votes)
Salma Hayek	2.6% - (36 Votes)
Kathy Ireland	2.4% - (33 Votes)
Angelina Jolie	1.6% - (23 Votes)
Cindy Crawford	1.4% - (20 Votes)
Vanessa Marcil	1.2% - (17 Votes)
Paulina Porizkova	1.1% - (16 Votes)
Sherilyn Fenn	1.1% - (16 Votes)
Virginie Ledoyen	1.1% - (16 Votes)
Alicia Silverstone	1.1% - (16 Votes)
Carey Lowell	0.9% - (13 Votes)
Eva Herzigova	0.9% - (13 Votes)
Jill Hennessy	0.9% - (13 Votes)
Courteney Cox	0.9% - (13 Votes)
Isabella Rossellini	0.8% - (12 Votes)
Greta Scacchi	0.8% - (12 Votes)
Uma Thurman	0.8% - (11 Votes)
Julia Ormond	0.5% - (8 Votes)
Dominique Swain	0.5% - (8 Votes)
Sinead O' Connor	0.3% - (5 Votes)
Trish Goff	0.3% - (5 Votes)
Stacey Dash	0.2% - (4 Votes)
Juliette Binoche	0.2% - (4 Votes)
Gong Li	0.2% - (3 Votes)
Shalom Harlow	0.2% - (3 Votes)
Kate Winslet	0.2% - (3 Votes)
Alexondra Lee	0.1% - (2 Votes)
Whitney Houston	0.1% - (2 Votes)
Total Votes: 1359