Mountains beat Molehills!!

So size does matter. Connelly ran away with it. She got nearly three times the votes of Reese Witherspoon who finished second. Get some of that Gist! Not only did Witherspoon, who won the battle of the B-cups, garner a third of Connely's total, she was the only B-cup who finished in the top ten. As a matter of fact, la belle dame Sophie Marceau was the next B-cup choice and she placed twelfth.

The actress formerly known as Mrs. Tom Cruise finished in third alone, one vote behind Witherspoon. My God, she has got a rack. I was searching for a good pic to post on this commentary and I don't think I realized they were THAT damn big. Jeez! She must have back problems. Anyway, at least 93 of you obviously don't subscribe to the "more than handful is a waste" philosophy because unless you are Arsenio Hall, she is definitely more than a handful.

I voted for Connelly again for the same reasons I stated in the previous article. I just don't think any of these other ladies' assets, while great in their own right, are in her class.

A friend of mine told me that she was reading something about Connelly's next movie and that our girl Jenn supposedly has a really hot sex scene in it. Tuna, get ready. I hope it doesn't melt your DVD player. I haven't looked forward to a scene this much since "Boogie Nights". I used to a have big thing for Heather Graham but I swear her performances lately have turned me off somewhat. She is just not a very good actress and suddenly she is not as hot anymore in my eyes. Maybe that's why I now think Jolie is so hot. I think she is a terrific actress and a hottie besides.

Do you guys think talent/personality affect a woman's sexiness? I never really thought about it until recently when the Gist and I were discussing it. When you voted for the girl you most wanted your friends to see you with, how did you decide? Just looks? Or did personality and talent play a part as well? I would like to hear your opinions on that.

I checked out a couple of volumes of the Encyclopedia Tittanica and Scoop was gracious enough to let me borrow some pics. Click the links below to see the top five finishers in the poll. It's actually six because Salma and Denise finished tied for fifth so I included them both. Connelly gets two because: a) she dominated the voting and b) I couldn't decide between the pics! They were both so damn good.

The new poll is going back to politics. Well we are officially in the election year now so I am going to turn into Strawdog for this poll. Who is your pick for the next man to occupy 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? I am including all the major candidates and only about three of them have a realistic shot anyway so if someone is not on the list that you think should be, vote anyway. Chances are, that other candidate won't be on the ballot in November and I have no power to include a write-in option. Let's see how close Fun House visitors get to the Electoral College.

Poll Topic: Battle of the Boobs - Best Breasts in Hollywood regardless of cup size
Jennifer Connelly	22.6% - (271 Votes)
Reese Witherspoon	7.8% - (94 Votes)
Mimi Rogers	7.7% - (93 Votes)
Jamie Lee Curtis	7.7% - (92 Votes)
Salma Hayek	6.2% - (75 Votes)
Denise Richards	6.2% - (75 Votes)
Heather Graham	6.1% - (73 Votes)
Alyssa Milano	5.8% - (70 Votes)
Kari Wuhrer	5% - (60 Votes)
Angelina Jolie	4.6% - (55 Votes)
Rosanna Arquette	3.3% - (40 Votes)
Sophie Marceau	2.9% - (35 Votes)
Phoebe Cates	2.8% - (34 Votes)
Gwyneth Paltrow	1.9% - (23 Votes)
Cameron Diaz	1.8% - (22 Votes)
Lea Thompson	1.7% - (21 Votes)
Charlize Theron	1.6% - (20 Votes)
Ashley Judd	1.2% - (15 Votes)
Nicole Kidman	1% - (13 Votes)
Sharon Stone	1% - (12 Votes)
Total Votes: 1194