A little bitty B-cup's by my side.
Well pollsters now you've really done it. Lawdog was so miffed
that the little boobs poll drew more attention than the big boobs
poll (by a whopping 356 votes I might add) that he refused to
comment on the results. So here goes:
Witherspoon edged out Judge Reinhold's bathroom fantasy to be
crowned the "Queen of the Little Cup." She received 12%
of the votes compared to the 18% that Jennifer Connelly received
in the big boob poll. I suppose that there were so many peaches
in this poll it was a little more difficult to find the cream.
But she did receive one more total vote than Connelly due to the
stronger voter turnout.
Cates received more exposure in this poll than in her last ten
movies. Just goes to show you how long a guy will remember a
drenched woman peeling off her bikini top.
French actress Marceau was tops among the A-cuppers finishing
just ahead of Charlize. I must admit that I was a little shocked
that Marceau finished as high as she did. My opinion is that she
has had some kind of augmentation. I know what your saying,
"Augmentation!? She is a freaking A-cup, man." But if
you go back through Scoop's encyclopedia, you will see that her
breasts had a mysterious morph from resembling Binoche's breasts
to Boyle's.
I was also surprised that Cameron Diaz finished as low as she
did (6th). Come on guys, a stellar rack and she can
make you laugh too.
Speaking of laughing, Andy Kaufman received no votes in our
poll, but earned two Oscar votes from your humble scribe last
night. Well, I don't actually get to vote on the Oscars, but Man
in the Moon deserves best picture and Jim Carrey definitely
should win best actor.
The movie left me wondering one thing. Is Kaufman really dead?
I am just not sure.
See the movie.
I'm will be looking forward to the vote-off for Best Breasts
in Hollywood. We will let you guys decide between the top ten
from each of our previous breast polls. You will have to wait for
that one however. Lawdog is punishing you guys for not supporting
the big boob poll better by giving you a Trek poll today.
Comments to the_gist@hotmail.com.
You can also send suggestions for polls to lawdogusc@hotmail.com.
Poll
Topic: Best Breasts in Hollywood (B-cup or less)
|
| Reese
Witherspoon |
 12.4% - (136 Votes) |
| Phoebe
Cates |
10.5% - (115 Votes) |
| Ashley
Judd |
9.8% - (108 Votes) |
| Sophie
Marceau |
8.5% - (93 Votes) |
| Charlize
Theron |
7.2% - (79 Votes) |
| Cameron
Diaz |
7% - (77 Votes) |
| Lea
Thompson |
5% - (55 Votes) |
| Sharon
Stone |
3.8% - (42 Votes) |
| Gwyneth
Paltrow |
3.8% - (42 Votes) |
| Nicole
Kidman |
3.6% - (40 Votes) |
| Bridget
Fonda |
3.2% - (36 Votes) |
| Lara
Flynn Boyle |
3.2% - (35 Votes) |
| Milla
Jovovich |
2.6% - (29 Votes) |
| Cindy
Crawford |
2.5% - (28 Votes) |
| Kathleen
Turner |
2.5% - (28 Votes) |
| Jennifer
Jason Leigh |
1.5% - (17 Votes) |
| Rene
Russo |
1.4% - (16 Votes) |
| Gabrielle
Anwar |
1.3% - (15 Votes) |
| Daryl
Hannah |
1.3% - (15 Votes) |
| Mena
Suvari |
1.2% - (14 Votes) |
| Sigourney
Weaver |
1% - (11 Votes) |
| Jennifer
Lopez |
0.9% - (10 Votes) |
| Kim
Cattrall |
0.9% - (10 Votes) |
| Goldie
Hawn |
0.9% - (10 Votes) |
| Samantha
Mathis |
0.7% - (8 Votes) |
| Helena
Bonham-Carter |
0.6% - (7 Votes) |
| Emmanuelle
Beart |
0.4% - (5 Votes) |
| Kristin
Scott Thomas |
0.3% - (4 Votes) |
| Linda
Fiorentino |
0.3% - (4 Votes) |
| Victoria
Abril |
0.2% - (3 Votes) |
| Juliette
Binoche |
0% - (1 Votes) |
| Meryl
Streep |
0% - (0 Votes) |
Total Votes: 1093
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